i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
where do aliens hang out
this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again
i was reading through my journal and i found this one page and it broke me
a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes
my heart melted in two seconds
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
Scott is the realest nigga alive.