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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

fuckreiva:

i was reading through my journal and i found this one page and it broke me

fuckreiva:

i was reading through my journal and i found this one page and it broke me

me: but it's 2 AM
stomach: did i fucking stutter

exhists:

a picture may be worth 1,000 words but my selfie is worth 100,000 notes

becoming-badass:

my heart melted in two seconds

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.